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Change wand to willy in HP “EXPECTO PATRONUM!” Harry yelled. Nothing happened. Harry gripped his willy tighter and shook it up and down until a thick, whispy white substance protruded from the end of it.
Voldemort took Lucius’ willy in his hand and held it close to his face, in order to examine it, then he withdrew his own willy from within his robes, and began to compare lengths.
‘now Harry’ said Lockhart ‘when Draco points his willy at you, you do this’
he raised his own willy, attempted a complicated sort of wiggling action and dropped it. Snape smirked as Lockhart quickly picked it up, saying, ‘whoops - my willy is a little over-excited’
Ron was playing with his willy … ‘Stop it Ron’ Hermione said, ‘you’re making it snow’
“Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his willy hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.”
“Are you OK?” said Harry urgently.
“My willy,” said Ron. “Look at my willy.”
It had snapped, almost in two; the tip was dangling limply
Harry’s willy was vibrating as though an electric charge was surging through it; his hand seized up around it; he couldnt have released if he’d wanted to….
“Neville, I’m really, really sorry about this.” said Hermione, raising her willy.
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